Total Medals Earned: 480 (From 109 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,605 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 4/12 (50/315 points)
Click "more games"
Play for five minutes
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Beat the game on medium difficulty
Load up the game five times
Watch the video
Load up the game two times
Score 35k in survival mode
Play for half an hour
Score 100k in survival mode
Beat the game on hard difficulty
Don't get hit on "hard"
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/75 points)
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/165 points)
Finish cam 4
Finish cam 8
Finish cam 20
Finish cam 12
Finish cam 19
Finish the game
Collect all 15 orbs in one playthrough
Finish the game in "Ghost Mode" (unlocked after first completing the game)
Medals Earned: 4/17 (65/490 points)
Finish the first level of Jetpac
Unlock the Space Shuttle
Last 2 minutes or longer on Rocket
Reach Maximum Speed in Rocket
Unlock the Apollo Rocket
Complete a level in under 30 seconds
Kill 100 Enemies
Finish 4 levels in a row without firing the laser once
Unlock the Future Rocket
Finish 8 levels without getting a powerup (bomb included)
Kill 500 Enemies
Finish all levels on Jetpac
Kill 1000 Enemies
Finish 8 levels in a row without firing the laser once